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RECOMMENDED DOOKIE SHOWS FOR YOU TO HATE-WATCH BY YOURSELF OR WITH PEOPLE YOU SORT OF  LIKE, BUT NOT REALLY. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT THEM TO THIS SORT OF PAIN AND CONFUSION?

True Detective
True Detective
Season 2
Probably the most recent hate-watched show in recent history. True Detective 2 took something beautiful and dropped a massive dookie on it. Can you tell what was going on? Yeah, neither could we.
Prison Break
Prison Break
Seasons 3 & 4
Season 1 was pretty sweet. Michael goes into prison and by the end he escapes. Season 2, they are on the run. Season 3 he goes back into prison... wait... what? In a recent reboot of the show, Michael is once again back in prison. So, he's a psychopath? At the very least a danger to others. Maybe that's where he belongs. I mean it's his third time now, just throw away the key.
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
Season 9
We waited that long for THAT ending? I'm more upset for the children, who probably pissed and shit themselves on basically the longest ``how we met`` story ever. By the last few seasons it looked like Jason Seigel wanted to kill himself.
Heil Honey I'm Home!
Heil Honey I'm Home!
Pilot Episode
I have no words. Seriously, who comes up with this shit? What amazes me the most is that it lasted through the entire first episode. The guy at the switch was asleep or an escaped war criminal. ``Hey let's create a sitcom starring Hilter!`` said one guy that probably never worked in television again. Then again, it was England, and those wankers don't give a F@#$.